The funniest of funny jokes, for laughs
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Mother-in-law replied joke
The son-in-law was talking to his mother-in-law.
Son-in-law: Your daughter has thousands of shortcomings.
Mother-in-law: Yes, that’s why she got a substandard man.
Which are the planets joke
Teacher: Which are the planets?
Sando: Mercury, Venus, Jupiter, etcetera – etcetera…
Teacher: Tell me more.
Sando: Everything is well. Thanks.
Which brand joke
Sando’s friend: Which soap, toothpaste, toothbrush do you use?
Sando: Baba’s soap, Baba’s toothpaste, Baba’s toothbrush!
Friend: Is Baba the name of any international company?
Sando: No man, Baba is the name of my room partner.
Broken doll joke
Rimmi was crying loudly.
Mother: Why are you crying?
Rimmi: Sando broke my doll.
Rimmi: I hit the doll on his head.
Silent mom joke
Father of Sando: Sando, today your mother is sitting very quietly, what is the matter?
Sando: Dad, mom had asked for lip gel, but I mistakenly gave the superglue.
Good news for you joke
Sando: Dad, let me tell you good news.
Father: Yes, tell me.
Sando: You won’t have to buy new books for me this year.
Father (happily): Well, are you getting books for free?
Sando: No, this time I have failed.
Intelligent Pelto and his shop joke
Pelto was selling sweets but was saying take potatoes, take potatoes.
Customer: But these are sweets.
Pelto: Shut up or the flies will come.
A failed businessman joke
A failed businessman was telling his fat wife…
You are the only investment in my life that has doubled.
Chicken special joke
Waiter: What should I bring, sir?
Waiter: Spanish Chicken, French Chicken or Afghani?
Santa: As you wish. Where is the time for me to talk to the chicken!
Beautiful girl marry old man joke
A beautiful girl got married to an old rich man.
The friend asked: What did you see in him?
The girl: One is his income and, secondly, his days are minimum.