Funny short jokes in English.
A thief got caught short joke in English.
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Here is the text version of this A thief got caught short joke.
Judge: Your crime?
Accused: I wanted to do my shopping a little bit early.
Judge: How early?
Accused: Much earlier than the shop had opened when was nobody around.