Funny husband wife jokes in English.
Before and after marriage joke in English.
Text version of Before and after marriage joke.
Friend 1: Mate, my days after marriage were so beautiful. On returning from the office my wife would bring my sandals with a smile and my puppy would come yelling.
Friend 2: That’s good.
Friend 1: But my friend those are gone, now on returning from the office my dog brings my sandals in his mouth and my wife comes yelling.