Funny husband wife joke in English.
Diaper change joke in English.
Text version of Diaper change joke.
Married couple coming home from the hospital with their first baby.
Wife: The baby has wetted the diaper. Can you change the diaper?
Husband: I am busy now, I will do it next time.
After a while…
Wife: The baby has wetted and the diaper needs to change. You said you would change it this time. So learn how to change diapers.
Confused husband: I didn’t mean the next time, I meant next time when we would have another baby.