Funny teacher and student jokes in English.
Five subjects joke
Teacher- Sando, you failed all four out of five subjects. What is your problem with the other subjects?
Sando- I have no problem. I concentrated too much on one subject only.
A new student joke
A new student in the class
Teacher- What does your father do?
Student: He does what my mother tells him to do.
How many animals joke
In the math class
Teacher- If I give you two dogs and three cats then how many animals do you have?
Student- Seven.
Teacher: How?
Student: Because I already have a dog and a rabbit.
How to set a bulb joke
Teacher- Who can tell me how to set a bulb?
Sando- I can.
Teacher- Excellent! Tell me.
Sando- Place the bulb on the holder and move the house to the right side.
Keep the school clean joke
Teacher- How can we keep the school clean?
Student- We should not come to school instead we should play at home.
Why the sea salty joke
In the science class
Teacher- Sando, can you tell me why the sea water is salty?
Sando- Once upon a time a huge ship carrying salt was passing across the sea. Suddenly there was a big storm, in that storm the ship fully loaded with salt sank in the sea…
Homework of a student joke
Teacher: Did your father help you to do your homework?
Student: No. He did it all by himself.
Earth is round proved by three facts joke
Teacher: Give three pieces of evidence to prove that the earth is round.
Student: Firstly, you said it is round. Secondly my father said the same and thirdly, the same is written in the book.
Excuse for being absent joke
Teacher: Why were you absent yesterday?
Student: My grandmother died.
Teacher: You will be punished. You have given this excuse three or four times already.
Student: What can I do, everytime my grandmother dies, my grandfather remarries.
Sando with math teacher joke
Teacher: Sando, tell me how much is seven plus three?
Sando: Seven and three makes eleven.
Teacher: Idiot, seven and three makes ten.
Sando: Teachers never tell accurately.
Teacher: How?
Sando: One day you say 5 and 5 makes 10. The other day you say, 6 and 4 makes 10 and today you said 7 and 3 makes 10.