Incredible dad jokes in English.
30th February incredible dad joke
Dad was born on 30th Feb, since then that date was removed from the calendar. The date is still available but only for my dad.
Incredible dad living room joke
I heard your dad sometimes falls asleep leaving the door open.
In an average living room there are 2612 objects dad could use to kill an intruder, including the room itself.
Ghosts are scared incredible dad joke
Ghosts have been debating for ages whether dad really exists or not. But they are scared anyway.
When dad gets angry incredible dad joke
When dad gets angry at the Sun, it hides behind the moon and that phenomenon is called solar eclipse.
Pluto incredible dad joke
Do you know there is a planet called Pluto?
Once dad was playing cricket, and he hit a six. Now the ball is called Pluto.
Built the hospital incredible dad
Dad even built the hospital he was born in.
Fined by cops incredible dad joke
Once dad was fined by cops for speeding over 75miles/hr at a 75 miles/hr zone while he was walking back home.