I can cook funny message in English
I can cook
This is my ability.
Nobody can eat,
This is their incapability.
Two minutes funny message in English
If I do not see you for two minutes, it feels as if I have not seen you for 120 seconds…
A fine is a tax funny message in English
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
Vacuum cleaner funny message in English
I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago and so far all it’s been doing is gathering dust.
For maximum attention funny message in English
For maximum attention, nothing beats a good mistake.
Your guests funny message in English
Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.