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New TV for Pelto joke
Pelto went to the shop to get a new TV.
Pelto: How much is this TV?
Pelto: Why is it so expensive?
Shopkeeper: It turns off automatically after the light goes off.
Pelto: Wow! Then give it to me.
Scooter missing joke
Sando: Why are you giving this party today?
Pelto: Because my scooter is lost that’s why
Sando: But why are you happy and giving a party?
Pelto: It is a matter of happiness, just think if I had been sitting on the scooter, I would have been lost along with the scooter.
Divine vision joke
Man: Do you know I’ve got divine vision?
I can see even with my eyes closed.
Woman: Well, then close your eyes and tell me what do you see?
Man: Now I can see dark all around.
Coffee shop fly joke
Pelto set up a coffee shop
Customer: Hey there is a fly in this coffee.
Pelto: Please keep your heart big, a small fly can’t drink your entire coffee.
Throw stones husband wife joke
Wife: Why do you look up and throw stones everyday?
Husband- Because one day someone told me that we’re a match made in heaven.
Couple after marriage joke
Wife: Bless yourself that I have married you even without knowing you well enough.
Husband: You also consider yourself blessed that I agreed to the marriage even after knowing you well enough.
Bad marks joke
Father: Idiot, did you see that Mr. Pelto’s daughter is the student of the year?
Son: Yes, I spent most of my time trying to see her and this is why my result is poor.