Laughter jokes in English
Eating eggs joke
Text version of Eating eggs joke
Friend 1: Once I ate eleven eggs at a go.
Friend 2: I once ate forty nine eggs at a go.
Friend 1: Really! If you had eaten one more you could have made a half century.
Friend 2: Do you think I am an overeater?
Late today teacher student joke
Text version of Late today teacher student joke
Teacher: Why are you so late today for school?
Sando: Because my parents were arguing.
Teacher: What is the relation between your parents arguing and your being late?
Sando: Because one of my shoes was in my mother’s hand and the other one was in my father’s hand.
Late riser joke
Text version of Late riser joke
Mother: It is 11 O’clock, are you still sleeping?
Sando: I am a little tired so I am taking rest.
Mother: You spent so long sleeping, how did you get tired?
Sando: I have been sleeping so long so I got tired.